搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂

<p class="imgbox text-image" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="/ueditor/php/upload/image/20190426/1556247373598614.gif" alt="搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂"/></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">1.大哥这技术起码得练习了五年</span></p><p class="imgbox text-image" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="/ueditor/php/upload/image/20190426/1556247373380478.gif" alt="搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂"/></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">2.看到这一幕我以后再也不想吃鸡蛋饼了!</span></p><p class="imgbox text-image" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="/ueditor/php/upload/image/20190426/1556247373904255.gif" alt="搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂"/></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">3.哥们,你应该抱紧木头,就不会掉下去了</span></p><p class="imgbox text-image" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="/ueditor/php/upload/image/20190426/1556247373138829.gif" alt="搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂"/></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">4.个性,这婚结的!大王,你飘了!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span></p><p class="imgbox text-image" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="/ueditor/php/upload/image/20190426/1556247373359575.gif" alt="搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂"/></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">5.白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂</span></p><p class="imgbox text-image" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="/ueditor/php/upload/image/20190426/1556247373493493.gif" alt="搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂"/></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">6.姑娘的这波操作很厉害啊,假装不知道是倒放</span></p><p class="imgbox text-image" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="/ueditor/php/upload/image/20190426/1556247373712682.gif" alt="搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂"/></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">7.不会开酒瓶的狗子不是好狗子</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">搞笑段子8.今天在街上,一漂亮妹子突然跑来问我,请问:你有车吗?本着段友精神,我瞬间就怒了:你是处女吗?妹子瞬间哭了:哥,我是做车贷的。</p><p class="imgbox" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="/ueditor/php/upload/image/20190426/1556247373209072.jpg" alt="搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂"/></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">9.女给男友发信息:“老公你在干嘛?在做梦吗?把梦传给我!在笑吗?把笑发过来!在哭吗?短信你的眼泪让我一起悲伤!”过了一会,男友回复道:“我在大便。。。”</p><p class="imgbox" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="/ueditor/php/upload/image/20190426/1556247374498529.jpg" alt="搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂"/></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></span></p><p class="imgbox text-image" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><img src="/ueditor/php/upload/image/20190426/1556247374534059.jpg" alt="搞笑段子: 白衣服妹子,把口罩取下来,这是面试懂不懂"/></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &quot;Microsoft Yahei&quot;, Arial, tahoma; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">10.今天在面馆吃饭,旁边一老头吃完饭去结帐,掏出一张面值一万的纸币。老板看了一眼曰:“咱俩不是一个世界的,你到下面试试。”</span></p><p><br/></p>

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